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when you hit your thumb with an eight-pound hammer it’s nice to be able to blaspheme. It takes a very special and strong-minded kind of atheist to jump up and down with their hand clasped under their other armpit and shout, “Oh, random fluctuations-in-the-space-time-contiuum!” or “Aaargh, primitive-and-outmoded-concept on a crutch!”
Terry Pratchett in Men at Arms, a Discworld book. (via jwigs)

Omg

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Wallencio: Episode 1 by Henry Bonsu aka Henry The Worst

Oh my god